I would like compensation for my no-longer-usable portable Casio TV. As of today it no longer functions as a television. I don't think it is realistic to carry around a protable gas generator and a converter box to use a 2 inch TV. I also don't see any RCA's on my Casio.
I would also like compensation for my larger battery powered emergency TV/radio/flashlight. During the 2003 blackout this helped me stay informed. I guess I coud use my gas generator for that, but still.
I'd also like to be compensated for the annoyance of having to bring a converter box to my NFL tailgates. I guess you don't want me to watch the 1 o'clock games.
You bail everyone else out, send me $300. That should cover it.